animalsbeingdicks:

It turns out stage moms are the same no matter the species. 

animalsbeingdicks:

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY COUCH!

animalsbeingdicks:

I knew a dog like this in highschool.

animalsbeingdicks:

Justin knew immediately that the monkey burlesque show was a bad idea for his daughter.

animalsbeingdicks:

Herman was apprehensive about playing “walk the plank” with James ever again. 

animalsbeingdicks:

Unlike most other dogs, Pablo only needed two legs and a gallon of pee to leave his mark on the world.

animalsbeingdicks:

The look on Roger’s face said it all. This was the last time he got table scraps on Taco night. 

animalsbeingdicks:

…the chicken or the rapist puppy?

animalsbeingdicks:

Barry was never a fan of fireworks, so he was determined to show his people just how dangerous they could be. 

animalsbeingdicks:

But you’re still no match for my rooster style.